I wasn't sure what the hell a "Transitional Care" facility was, when we first started exploring this complex. It was quickly apparent that it was some type of nursing home. Eventually, this piece of paper and other not-so subtle clues filled in the missing blanks - people weren't Transitioning back home post-op, they were transitioning into Death.

In 1994, seventeen people died in the Abbott Hospital. If we assume this was an average year for mortality rates there, we can assume that around 600 people died in the hospital during its 1969-2004 Transitional Care Era alone.

What I'm saying is: if ghosts DID exist, this place was packed from subbasement floorboards to roofpeaks with discorporated dead.

But fear not: if ghosts DID exist, then we would not be Action Squad, we would be The Ghostbusters, and I would drive a way cooler car.

But I don't., and we aren't, because they don't.

 

Or ...

 

... have I been a ghost this whole time?